Tim and I went to Portland for a couple of days. Apart from the obligatory visit to Powell’s and a couple of microbreweries, we also went to an NBA game. Tim likes live sports, and there isn’t a professional basketball team in Vancouver, so it seemed like a chance to do something we wouldn’t normally do. No, we didn’t go to Portland to go to the game, it was a last-minute decision. The team isn’t doing very well, so we could easily buy last-minute tickets. Professional games in North America are run quite differently to the rugby games etc. that I went to growing up; here are some of the things that struck me.
First off, kudos to the city of Portland for making the game really easy to get to from downtown hotels. You hop on the light rail, the Rose Garden stadium where the game took place is within the “free” zone, you get off the train at the obvious stop and walk a couple of minutes to the box office. Getting back to the hotel was equally easy.
We had seats a little higher up than was optimal, but they were central, so it was easy to see everything that was going on. The main emphasis seemed to be on continual frenetic activity to entertain the crowd; in fact the actual game often seemed flat in comparison to the entertainment in between the periods or in the timeouts. I was somewhat bemused by the entertainment at the first break being a duck mascot and a beaver mascot playing football (at a basketball game, isn’t that a little insulting?) until Tim told me they were the mascots of the local university football teams. There seemed to be more interest in people showing which football team they were fans of than in supporting their local basketball team whose game they were actually at; I gather there was a game coming up.
I don’t get cheerleaders; I guess I’m not the target audience. The ones at the game seemed to be divided into two groups. There was the acrobatic group, with women and men, where the women did acrobatics and obviously had a fair amount of gymnastic talent, while the men were good at catching them as they came down from the various flips and turns. Then there was the dancing group, all women, with much skimpier costumes than the first group. For this group the requirement on talent and dancing ability seemed to be less than the requirement to be skinny with long hair. At half-time there was a ridiculous show that involved the dancing girls throwing balls at each other in a dodgeball game representing the two university football teams. I got a fair bit of knitting done during that time.
The game itself was shown in close-up on a big screen hanging over the court. Which meant that for some of the time the game was continuing while they showed the replay on the big screen; most people were obviously watching the screen rather than the game given their reactions. And there was the seemingly obligatory loud music on at all times to add to the feeling of frenetic activity. Towards the end it was coupled with a few apparently seven-year-olds in the seats directly behind us screaming their heads off to egg on the local team.
Overall, it was interesting to go to an NBA game once, but I’m not sure it’s something I’d repeat often. It certainly isn’t cheap entertainment.