Snarky Crafts

When you’ve almost come to the end of the cur­rent list of craft pro­jects (some­thing that will prob­ably apply to me in about, oh, the year 2012 or so if I’m lucky), and you’re look­ing around for ideas, here are a couple of web sites you might enjoy. Actu­ally, look at them before you get to the end of that list, as you’re unlikely to want to make any­thing fea­tured here. Warn­ing: be care­ful with your cof­fee when you start look­ing at these.

Item 1 is even called What Not to Crochet (link thanks to Tim) and fea­tures all sorts of items that make you won­der who would put any time at all into buy­ing the yarn for them, let alone actu­ally mak­ing them. There are even design­ers out there using crochet as a base for mod­ern art (about which I am obvi­ously a phil­istine and have no appre­ci­ation of the finer points) — check out the bunny suit as an example of that, and then the com­plete web­site from the designer. 

Item 2 (not sure how I stumbled across this): Thread­bared has some delight­fully snarky com­ments on old sew­ing, knit­ting, and crochet pat­terns. Some of the items them­selves are actu­ally ok (unlike almost all from the What Not to Crochet link), but the set shots haven’t worn well (and most of them were prob­ably ridicu­lous even when brand new). 

Courage and Cancer

Not many people are brave enough to go pub­lic with intim­ate details of med­ic­al prob­lems, espe­cially can­cer, and to start going pub­lic when the prob­lem is dia­gnosed, not just when it’s cured. Ken Hol­man is one of those rare people who have done so, and in email with him shortly after he came out of hos­pit­al he wel­comed my doing my small bit to pub­li­cise what he went through, in the hopes that it will help oth­ers (from Ken: “I know that I would have appre­ci­ated read­ing actu­al testi­mo­ni­als from patients rather than just cor­por­ate med­ic­al reports”). 

For those who don’t know, Ken has been a stal­wart in the SGML/XML com­munity for many years, tak­ing part in vari­ous stand­ards com­mit­tees as well as being a well-regarded teach­er and speak­er. He’s had a bad run health-wise recently, cul­min­at­ing in a bout with pro­state can­cer (which now appears to be effect­ively cured, though some side-effects still remain). The details are at Aware­ness of Male Can­cers – my per­son­al stor­ies; what may be start­ling is that even test res­ults with­in the nor­mal range can indic­ate can­cer that needs to be treated. Here’s hop­ing that few people need to go through what Ken just has, but if you do, I hope you recov­er well and quickly.

Kate Atkinson’s “Emotionally Weird”

Kate Atkin­son’s “Emo­tion­ally Weird” (Amazon link link, Pow­ells link) is anoth­er book­club selec­tion, and is per­haps not the easi­est book to write about. As befits the title, the entire book is weird both in plot and in con­struc­tion, and at times feels a little over-clev­er, as if parts were intro­duced as some sort of game the author plays with the read­ers. To me the book was worth read­ing, but if you look at the reviews on Amazon, you’ll see a lot of people dis­agree (everything from 1 to 5 stars).

Effie, the cent­ral char­ac­ter (I’m not sure wheth­er she really ful­fills the require­ments of the word “heroine”, since she mostly is cata­pul­ted into situ­ations rather than tak­ing charge of any­thing) is a stu­dent at the Uni­ver­sity of Dun­dee in the early 1970s. Effie’s fam­ily cir­cum­stances are mys­ter­i­ous, she has no idea who her fath­er is, she and her moth­er Nora spent her child­hood mov­ing from small town to small town, and she finds the solu­tion to the mys­tery once she and her moth­er spend some time togeth­er on a remote Scot­tish island. 

The book is con­struc­ted as inter­leaved pas­sages of talks between Effie and Nora, and the nar­ra­tion of Effie’s life at the uni­ver­sity. The pleth­ora of char­ac­ters is dis­tract­ing; it’s hard to tell who will be import­ant to the plot, and who is simply func­tion­ing as the clas­sic­al mys­tery red her­ring (the yel­low dog men­tioned on the dust­jack­et being one good example). Nora sums it up when she says there are too many minor char­ac­ters and also com­plains about the lack of plot (Effie: “not neces­sary in this post-mod­ern day and age”). But of course there is a plot, a plot about who Effie’s moth­er is (open­ing line: “My moth­er is a vir­gin.” and later on “my moth­er is not my moth­er”), who her fath­er is, how all these threads may or may not interconnect.

The descrip­tions of uni­ver­sity life and stu­dents in the 1970s, when it was much easi­er to get into uni­ver­sity and many people felt no oblig­a­tion to actu­ally do any work once there, are bit­ing and have the ring of truth. The pom­pos­ity and self-right­eous­ness that seems to inhab­it many uni­ver­sit­ies, the tend­ency of ivory towers to find things import­ant that make no sense to out­siders, are described and lam­pooned. The con­ver­sa­tion­al style also helps with this as it allows lots of room for “exag­ger­a­tion for effect”. In fact much of the time I found myself won­der­ing how much was truth, how much exag­ger­a­tion for effect, and how much out­right lies in Effie’s nar­rat­ive. Most of the appar­ent con­tra­dic­tions were resolved by the end of the book, the oth­ers were not of major import­ance to the plot. As an example, I nev­er did quite fig­ure out the plot­line with the yel­low dogs, but that was prob­ably because I did­n’t put much effort into it.

The book­club mem­bers enjoyed the book, not great lit­er­at­ure, but a fun read with some sat­is­fy­ingly weird twists and turns. One of our bet­ter picks, I think.

NV 2006

At North­ern Voice this year I was jet-lagged, hav­ing arrived from Rome about 10 pm the night before, so did­n’t make it to any­where near the num­ber of talks I wanted to go to. I did go to Nancy White’s, which was an excel­lent, lively, enter­tain­ing ses­sion. It gave me lots to think about in terms of how to make my own present­a­tions more inter­est­ing (ok, that may not have been the point to her talk, but it was one of my take-aways), as well as how (little) I blog and what I should do about it. Blog more, I know, but get­ting over the “I haven’t blogged for a while because I’ve been busy, so what should I start with” hump can be more dif­fi­cult than it appears. Not really writers block, more like “is it worth­while writ­ing on this when I haven’t writ­ten for so long”-block. Hmmm, more think­ing needed on that one.

One oth­er nice thing about North­ern Voice is meet­ing a range of people whose blogs I’ll start look­ing at, that I would­n’t know of oth­er­wise, and hav­ing dis­cus­sions on issues ran­ging from glob­al cli­mate change to SAML!

I took part in a pan­el (three non-law­yers, so we wrote WANL (IANAL for three people) up on the white­board in big let­ters) that described some hassles people can run into with blogs and some basic things to do (like be care­ful what you write, blog­gers are journ­al­ists in some ways and can be sued, and fig­ure out wheth­er it’s worth the hassle before you decide to fight). I learnt quite a few things and I hope the rest of the audi­ence did too. Includ­ing the fact that some­times you really need a real law­yer, but it’s not always an easy task to find someone who is an expert in this area, and there’s not a lot of case law, espe­cially when it comes to cross-jur­is­dic­tion­al issues. A com­ment on Jef­fery Simpson’s blog men­tioned it would be bet­ter to have had a real law­yer there on the pan­el; as Dar­ren poin­ted out, we did try! Maybe one of the three people in the audi­ence who admit­ted to being law­yers will volun­teer to give a talk next year, although I would expect it to be as full of “this is not leg­al advice” dis­claim­ers as our pan­el was (law­yers seem to like say­ing that sen­tence when talk­ing in gen­er­al terms, such as at a con­fer­ence or an art­icle on a web site). Some of the ques­tions were about what to do if someone tries a deni­al of ser­vice attack on your web site (basic answer: you may need to move to an ISP that has the infra­struc­ture to cope with it, as send­ing a cease and desist let­ter, always assum­ing you can find an address to send it to, may not have the desired effect, espe­cially if it’s to anoth­er coun­try). Most blog­gers won’t run into any of these prob­lems, of course, there’s some­thing to be said for being safely down in the long tail!

Any­way, here are a few web sites you might like to look at if you’re inter­ested in the gen­er­al top­ic. Some are from my own research, and oth­ers from the dis­cus­sion at NV. They’re in no par­tic­u­lar order.

Northern Voice 2006

I’m on the organ­ising com­mit­tee for North­ern Voice again this year, the small, non-cor­por­ate blog­ging con­fer­ence that was such fun last year. This year prom­ises to be just as good, although I’ll be com­ing in jet­lagged and won’t make it to the add-on Moose Camp (y’all have a good time there without me, ok?). 

We’ve finally put the sched­ule up, and the regis­tra­tion page is live, and it looks like we will have a full house again, with regis­tra­tions this year filling up much faster than for last year. So if you want to make sure you can attend, and you’re not milling around hop­ing for last-minute can­cel­la­tions, regis­ter­ing soon is your best hope! And no, we can­’t sneak more people in as we have strict num­ber lim­its due to fire reg­u­la­tions. Sorry.

Learning Identity

One of the things I’ve found about try­ing to fig­ure out iden­tity man­age­ment con­cepts and tech­no­logy is that there are lots of nuances, lots of things to worry about, and it tends to make you more wary (which I guess is all to the good). I now am more care­ful about wheth­er web­sites have believ­able pri­vacy policies before I sign up for them, I have a num­ber of free email accounts for the sole pur­pose of get­ting news­let­ters or regis­ter­ing at web­sites, and I more often fig­ure the inform­a­tion on these web­sites is unlikely to be worth the effort. 

It’s excit­ing though, being part of some­thing that is import­ant and where people are real­ising the import­ance more day by day, sort of like XML in the early days where people start­ing say­ing, yes I do have that prob­lem and maybe this tech­no­logy can help solve it. So part of what I hope to do in the com­ing year is help the Liberty Alli­ance fig­ure out how to help people learn what they need to know about some of these con­cepts, tech­no­lo­gies, and spe­cific­a­tions. Iden­tity man­age­ment is start­ing to expand bey­ond the “in group” now as more people start to real­ise the import­ance of build­ing it (and secur­ity) into sys­tems from the begin­ning rather than try­ing to bolt it on after­wards. Fig­ur­ing iden­tity out takes time – iden­tity man­age­ment is inher­ently com­plex (well, more com­plex than XML, any­way ;-)) and although Ein­stein’s fam­ous quote says things should be made as simple as pos­sible, it also says “but not simpler”.

One of the things that Liberty does to tell people about Liberty-related aspects of iden­tity is to host web­casts on a reg­u­lar basis. This month’s is on the People Ser­vice:

The Liberty ID-WSF People Ser­vice, a key com­pon­ent in ID-WSF 2.0, is the industry’s first com­pre­hens­ive plat­form for man­aging social inform­a­tion with­in an open fed­er­ated net­work envir­on­ment. People Ser­vice allows con­sumers and enter­prise users to man­age social applic­a­tions such as book­marks, blog­ging, cal­en­dars, photo shar­ing and instant mes­saging from a com­mon lay­er with­in the ID-WSF 2.0 frame­work. Liberty People Ser­vice has been developed to allow indi­vidu­als to eas­ily store, main­tain, and cat­egor­ize online rela­tion­ships so that oth­er socially-aware Web ser­vices applic­a­tions can lever­age inform­a­tion based on the con­sent and pri­vacy con­trols estab­lished by a user in the fed­er­ated social net­work. With Liberty Alli­ance People Ser­vice, con­sumers and enter­prise users can now cent­rally man­age all of their online social rela­tion­ships using a fed­er­ated net­work approach with pri­vacy con­trols built into the sys­tem allow­ing users to lever­age the pri­vacy func­tion­al­ity of Liberty Web Ser­vices to more eas­ily and securely share social and enter­prise inform­a­tion across applic­a­tions, plat­forms and ser­vice pro­viders. In this Web cast, we’ll over­view the func­tion­al­ity of People Ser­vice and provide some use case examples. You won’t want to miss this highly inform­at­ive session.

The web­cast is on this com­ing Wed­nes­day (Janu­ary 11, 2006) at 8 am Pacific; if you’re think­ing of listen­ing in please register soon (prefer­ably by Monday) so there will be enough phone lines booked.