Eyes and Sunhats

I hate get­ting my eyes examined, which is why I only sub­mit to it every two years or so. Since part of the reas­on I go is to make sure that any symp­toms of glauc­oma or mac­u­lar degen­er­a­tion are found, I get the full check-up, involving hor­rible chem­ic­als to dilate the pupils. These, of course, affect my vis­ion, so I can­’t drive home after­wards; for­tu­nately the walk is only about 25 minutes each way, so it’s not too big a deal.

As I was walk­ing home I real­ised I must have looked more than a little weird in my jeans and a non­des­cript winter coat, with a floppy sun­hat pulled down around my face to min­im­ize the light get­ting into my stressed eyes, des­pite the cloud. Not that any­one seemed to notice of course, this being Vancouver.

Customer Service

It’s always nice to have a good cus­tom­er ser­vice exper­i­ence; not that I expec­ted oth­er­wise in this case. And when it shows a good way to use a cus­tom­er­’s per­son­al inform­a­tion, so much the better.

What happened was, we had a dis­play case built into our din­ing room wall. I stained it and var­nished it, and wanted glass shelves. To cut a very long story short, the holes in the walls for the shelves were the wrong size for the shelf sup­ports I wanted, and I got vari­ous things from Lee Val­ley to try to get the sup­ports I wanted to fit in the holes. That did­n’t work, so I ended up with oth­er shelf sup­ports and a bunch of stuff I did­n’t need any more, that was unused apart from a “try it out” test run on one support. 

Fast for­ward two years or so; when you have a baby who does­n’t sleep well, return­ing stuff with­in the three-month dead­line does­n’t always hap­pen. So I called up today and asked if I could return it any­way, even though I’d lost the receipt. The woman on the phone said to come in and talk to the sales per­son (Lee Val­ley does not have self-ser­vice — they have show­rooms and cata­logues and you talk to a real per­son about what you want and wheth­er it will work, and they fetch the items for you out of the back room). So I did that at lunch­time today. Explained to the guy what had happened, gave him my cus­tom­er account num­ber, and he dis­ap­peared into the back room to look up when I’d bought the stuff and how much I’d paid for it, so he could do a full refund (no restock­ing charges, yay!). It turned out that some of the stuff was from 2 years ago, the rest from 2002 — but they still refun­ded what I’d paid, cheerfully. 

Yep, they know where I live and what I buy, and they use that inform­a­tion to send me cata­logues on related sub­jects, and to give me refunds 6 years after I bought the stuff and lost the receipt. That’s a reas­on­able trade-off to me, and good cus­tom­er ser­vice to boot. Of course, I promptly bought anoth­er couple of use­ful items — I defy any­one to go into their show­room and not find some­thing use­ful for house, work­shop, or garden. So their reas­on­able policy also has bene­fits for them.

Phone Scams

I don’t usu­ally get a lot of phone scams on my office phone, prob­ably because it’s unlis­ted. But I did get one today. Being April Fools’ Day, I was­n’t sure wheth­er it was a prank or a scam; after hunt­ing around a bit on the web I think the latter.

It was a brief call, an auto­mated sys­tem claim­ing to be from Visa, say­ing they had a charge for $1000 for per­fume “for my stinky armpit” (no joke, that’s what they called it). The auto­mated voice told me to press 8 to accept the charge, or 9 to decline it. I hung up instead (I’ve had real calls from my bank about unau­thor­ized charges, so I know what they sound like). Hunt­ing around on the web showed a bunch of people claim­ing that press­ing 9 allows the per­son to make long dis­tance calls from your num­ber some­how; Snopes says that’s only par­tially true. Oth­er people also say the dial 9 scam isn’t a scam, although the lat­ter link points out “some com­pan­ies have indeed used decept­ive prac­tices to trick recip­i­ents into mak­ing premi­um rate calls”, which could add up, I guess. Seems like a lot of effort to go to for little reward — maybe it was an elab­or­ate April Fools’ Day joke after all. Any­one want to ‘fess up?

Balisage Deadlines

Bal­is­age is this new XML++1 geek­fest, put on by some of the people who used to put on the Extreme Markup con­fer­ence, which is aimed to get the brain cells run­ning again after sum­mer. It’s being held in Mon­tréal in the middle of August, which means all those street-level res­taur­ants, and brush­ing up on French cuisine (if not the language). 

Oh yes, the deadlines… 

If you want to speak at Bal­is­age or the Pre­con­fer­ence Sym­posi­um on Ver­sion­ing, you need to sub­mit your full paper by April 18th, using the sup­plied tag set. If you want to attend, advance regis­tra­tion closes on August 1st, so you have time for that. Hotel reser­va­tions must be made by July 1st if you want to stay in the con­fer­ence hotel. The con­fer­ence should be fun and mind-bog­gling at the same time, at least if XML-related the­or­et­ic­al mus­ings are your idea of fun.

1: this means XML is one of the sub­jects dis­cussed there, and most of the oth­ers are in some (albeit tor­tu­ous) way related to it. 

Personal NV Musings

I just got back from the North­ern­Voice organ­iz­ing com­mit­tee’s post-con­fer­ence lunch. The con­fer­ence motto is per­son­al blog­ging and social media but lots of people who attend or speak are inter­ested in the pro­fes­sion­al or cor­por­ate aspect as well. As a res­ult, one of the per­en­ni­al top­ics we talk about is who the con­fer­ence is for, and what do par­ti­cipants want to listen to. I touched on some of this in my Ebbs and Blogs post­ing. Per­son­ally I’m more inter­ested in the per­son­al blog­ging aspects than the com­pany PR aspects (YMMV, of course).

Which raises some inter­est­ing ques­tions — why would per­son­al blog­gers come to a con­fer­ence? I can think of a few reasons:

  • to learn more about tech­niques, e.g., how to pod­cast, or how to embed video
  • to get ideas for content
  • to learn how to write bet­ter, to express ideas better
  • to meet up with people with some related interests

I guess there are a lot of people who blog who would nev­er come to a blog­ging con­fer­ence because what and how they blog is enough for them and they don’t see any need to change any­thing. But there are also people who don’t do well in crowds, so one issue I see is how to encour­age people who are less com­fort­able at con­fer­ences (even small ones), how to make them more com­fort­able. I don’t know what the answer is; I’m an intro­vert but it sel­dom stops me going places, so although I sym­path­ize with those for whom it’s a prob­lem, I’m not sure of what to do to help. If, indeed, any­thing can be done at the con­fer­ence organ­iz­ing level to help.

Asus eee: first looks

I got an Asus to take on hol­i­day (vaca­tion) with me, and to play around with. They’re cute and small and way easi­er to lug around than a laptop. With the small screen doing ser­i­ous work is more dif­fi­cult (a plus when you’re not meant to be work­ing) but I can still check email and web sites and maybe even catch up on some blogging.

I got the 4G ver­sion, and had the RAM increased to 2 GB in the shop so the war­ranty is still val­id. Just in case. Not to men­tion which, it cost all of $15 and 5 minutes for them to do it, and it would prob­ably have taken me longer to find the right screwdriver.

First impres­sions: it’s cute. The “easy desktop” is mostly use­ful, and the selec­tion of applic­a­tions reas­on­able (Fire­fox, Thun­der­bird, Skype, Open Office, Pidgin). I’m try­ing to restrain my inner geek and see how much I can get done with the easy desktop before I revert to type and install the full desktop. Some things don’t change though; one of the first things I did was find where to update soft­ware (add/remove pan­el) and update everything. You get this weird mes­sage for some applic­a­tions, such as Skype, say­ing that you can remove the pack­age after updat­ing, without say­ing wheth­er that’s just to clean up the pack­age remains after they’ve been installed, or wheth­er it really does remove the whole thing. Giv­en you can­’t remove (most of?) the default soft­ware, I’m assum­ing it would actu­ally unin­stall those applic­a­tions that can be removed; maybe when I have time to do the delete/reinstall cycle I’ll try out that assumption.

I’m not sure how far I can get without installing and con­fig­ur­ing some extra stuff. Some of the instruc­tions and scripts the on Abso­lute Begin­ners Wiki look use­ful so I’ll prob­ably break down and try them out. Part of the reas­on for restrain­ing myself on this is curi­os­ity — what does a Taiwanese com­pany think that “house­wives, office ladies and stu­dents” need in a mobile inter­net device? Part is also to fig­ure out wheth­er I can recom­mend this sort of device to non-tech­nic­al people I know, or wheth­er I’ll also have to tell them to do X, Y, and Z to make it usable.

More later, after I’ve played with it a bit more.